The Navy.

Trent: *passes me a note in Spanish class*
Me: *opens note and mentally reads it* The navy is known for it's massive amounts of gay butt sex. *puts head on desk and tries not to laugh loudly*
Later that block...
Ben: I'll be surrounded by seamen for twenty years!
Me and Trent: *looking at each other smiling before geeking out*

Let the cameras capture us!

My best friend and I were walking to a volleyball meeting afterschool today. So…I guess our school is now big on anti-bullying and the news casters decided to show up and get all the kids of anti-bullying club on camera and show them on the news. So there’s this guy with the camera who happened to be recording the hall that we were in. My best friend goes, “I want to be on tv!” And I looked at her, then back at the camera and said “That guy is recording Alexis’s ass. You don’t want to be on tv.”