This is what I am going to enjoy….for now ;)
Today I broke up with, what I believe to be, a cheater. It went well…although his reaction was exactly what I expected from him.
Me: Patrick…
Him: What?
Me: I think we should break up.
Him: Why?
Me: I…I just don’t think things are working out.
Him: *stares at me for a minute* Okay.
Me: *inside* OKAY?!?! OKAY?! *outside* I liked it better when we were just friends. Are we cool?
Him: Yeah.
Both: *knuckles*